Tuxedo crop-top to show off your 6-pak abs (matching hot pants optional)
Solar earmuffs: with solar panels to capture warmth
Pocket tie: for storing your pens in your tie
High-heeled roller skates: look elegant while having fun
Boom Bra: wear your speakers on your breasts Peddle TV Remote: get exercise while you change channels
Bunk sofas: double the seating capacity of your living room
Six-pack belt: carry your beer around with you (ice packs optional)
Solar powered light house.
A Shkitezaphone !!
The Segway :o)
Non-alchoholic Beer
Playtex Living Jockstrap: "It lifts and separates"
Penis reducer
Ronco's hair in a can
The Gasoline Lighter (only worked once)
